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{"slip": { "id": 14, "advice": "Life is better when you sing about bananas."}}
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{"fact":"Cats lap liquid from the underside of their tongue, not from the top.","length":69}
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{"slip": { "id": 173, "advice": "Always bet on black."}}
{"slip": { "id": 105, "advice": "When you look around and don't see anyone you respect, its time to leave."}}
{"slip": { "id": 108, "advice": "Don't ever name files or folders using the word \"Final\"."}}
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